Late

Why am I always running late? It doesn't matter where I'm going or what I'm doing, I'm almost always at least ten minutes late. Occasionally, I decide to be fashionably late. Like a few weeks ago, I went to see the new Pirates movie with two of my best guy friends. My dad and I left our house about ten minutes early but when we got there I only saw one of my friends. I said, "Dad, that'd be awkward just standing there with him until my other friend shows up." So we came up with a solution. I was fashionably late. About 3 or 4 minutes later (my dad circled the movie theater like, seven times) I came walking up and both of them were there.

Then there are times when I do not want to be late. I always am. Whenever I am ready on time, one of my parents is not. And when they are all ready on time, I'm not. Am I the only one with this problem? Lol