Awkward.

I'm an awkward person. I'm extremely clumsy. I run into walls, fall down stairs, trip over thin air, and randomly fall off balance. This is without any distractions, such as texting. My friends are used to it. They show no sympathy, they merely laugh and say, "Blonde moment."

I recently found out that one of my ancestors came to America on the Mayflower. His name was John Howland. It's hard for me personally to trace my family line back that far, but I have an awesome relative who has done all this research and found out how we are related. Anyway, I googled his name, and guess what my ancestor has gone down in history as? 

The man who accidentally fell off the Mayflower.

Go figure.